Campaign Propaganda

I’ve been thinking a lot about how I used to view the world vs. the way I view the world today, and the one thing that I think has changed the most is my tolerance for understanding and reason. When I look at the world and its many troubles, I used to think the easiest way to fix them would be to come to an understanding or a compromise. I figured that since I’m personally a pretty lenient person that, deep down, everyone would have the capacity for mercy and logic.

Now all I can think is that I give humanity too much clemency. It’s hard to believe that the human race has actually evolved when there are thousands of people killing and dying over a sacred wall. People have actually, in recent times, killed in the name of one God or another. Not to mention the general stupidity of the human race pissing in the shallow end of the gene pool (such as the insistence to actually hinder natural selection by putting labels like ‘Do not spray in eyes’ on a can of deodorant or ‘Do not attempt to swallow’ on a mattress).

Drug users who take up our precious medical resources when they OD on the side of the street in the CDB should have to take their actions into account for a change. Gambling addicts who try to sue a casino because they gambled all their money away should have their cases thrown out immediately. Sex offenders should be on a public register and under-age sex offenders should be stripped of any human rights given to a person at birth.

If people are going to fight like a bunch of little girls over a piece of wall, I say we blow it up completely. Let’s unite the world, not by sitting around waiting for things to settle down, but with an iron fist. Look at all the comic books you might have read as a kid; the superheroes fight endlessly for justice and peace but nothing ever changes. Did you ever stop and wonder what it would be like if Lex Luthor did take over the world? I say we need a super villain to take the reins and actually make something happen. Enough pissing around, let’s get planet Earth into shape and make of it a planet to be feared!

Vote Dale Mallows for Leader of the World in 2012.
“He’d vote for you!”